Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.
And he invented rap music when his heart started beating
In high school, Chuck Norris would tape "kick Me" signs on his own back in the hopes that someone would take the bait.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there is no signs of life.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain... The cobra died.
Heard on the news this
morning that a cop pulled over Chuck Norris for a dui last night and
chuck let the cop go with just a warning!
because chuck norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck norris challenged superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside!!!!!!
